Hey there guys? How are youuuuu? How are we all holding up? I’m literally so overwhelmed because yesterday “The Tortured Poets Department” by Taylor Swift came out, and are we kidding? And she also put out a double album? I’m writing this with tears in my eyes, I’m so freaking overwhelmed. I like it soooo much through my first listens. It’s very different from what I expected but it was so good, I definitely enjoyed it a lot. And now, we are going to pair these songs with some books. And also, I hope you don’t mind, I’m so sorry guys, but this time I won’t give long explanations as to why I chose every book, there are literally 31 songs, I could be here all day and night. You will have to just go with the lyrics for this one, and my brief comment, I’m so sorry again.
Oh my God, are we ready? Let’s go.
1. Fortnight by Post Malone
“And for a fortnight, there we were
Forever running to you
Sometimes ask about the weather
Now, you’re in my backyard, turned into good neighbors
Your wife waters flowers, I wanna kill her”
Book: Everybody here is lying by Shari Lapena
It’s giving murder in a small neighbourhood and cheating to be honest.
2. The Tortured Poets Department
“And who’s gonna know you?
If not me
I laughed in your face and said, “You’re not Dylan Thomas, I’m not Patti Smith
This ain’t the Chelsea Hotel, we’rе modern idiots”
And who’s gonna hold you?
Like me”
Book: Alone with you in the ether by Olivie Blake
We love a torturous moment and a torturous book, not gonna lie.
3. My Boy Only Breaks His Favourite Toys
“My boy only breaks his favorite toys, toys, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I’m queen of sand castles he destroys, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
‘Cause I knew too much, there was danger in the heat of my touch
He saw forever so he smashed it up, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh”
Book: Happy Place by Emily Henry
The saddest Emily Henry’s book, I said what I said.
4. Down Bad
“Fuck it if I can’t have him”
“I might just die, it would make no difference”
Down bad, waking up in blood
Staring at the sky, come back and pick me up
Fuck it if I can’t have us
I might just not get up”
Book: The Serpent and the Wings of Night by Carissa Broadbent
You just have to trust me on this one, she was down bad, and then something changed, if you like romantasy give it a go.
5. So Long, London
“Thinking how much sad did you think I had, did you think I had in me?
Oh, the tragedy
So long, London
You’ll find someone”
Book: Atonement by Ian McEwan
London, tragedy and sea references, I swear I have it all.
6. But Daddy I Love Him
“And I’m running with my dress unbuttoned
Screaming, “But daddy I love him”
I’m having his baby
No, I’m not, but you should see your faces
I’m telling him to floor it through the fences
No, I’m not coming to my senses
I know it’s crazy”
Book: Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare
Do I even have to explain this one?
7. Fresh Out the Slammer
“And no matter what I’ve done, it wouldn’t matter anyway
Ain’t no way I’m gonna screw up, now that I know what’s at stake here
At the park where we used to sit on children’s swings
Wearing imaginary rings”
Book: A Court of Thorns and Roses series by Sarah J. Maas
Listen, I really don’t want to say that I see Taylor’s personal experience in this one (I would never Joe), but starting to breathe again after a relationship that felt wrong is a strong theme in this one.
8. Florida!!! Ft. Florence and The Machine
“So I did my best to lay to rest
All of the bodies that have ever been on my body
And in my mind, they sink into the swamp
Is that a bad thing to say in a song?”
Book: Weyward by Emilia Hart
Witchy vibes, disregard for men, a haunting melody, what could you possibly want more? This is my favourite song, I think, you guys.
9. Guilty as Sin?
“These fatal fantasies giving way to labored breath taking all of me
We’ve already done it in my head
If it’s make believe
Why does it feel like a vow
We’ll both uphold somehow?”
Book: Conversations with Friends by Sally Rooney
I’m so sorry about Joe Alwyn for this one, I know the irony of it all, but just, this book was just so good for this song.
10. Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me?
“So I lеap from the gallows and I levitate down your street
Crash the party like a record scratch as I scream
“Who’s afraid of little old me?”
I was tame, I was gentle ’til the circus life made me mean
Don’t you worry folks, we took out all her teeth”
Book: The Salt Grows Heavy by Cassandra Khaw
Literally I think this horror and haunting novel could go well with this song, it is one of my favourites in the album, the build-up is just so good.
11. I Can Fix Him (No Really, I Can)
“His hands so calloused from his pistol softly traces hearts on my face
And I could see it from a mile away
A perfect case for my certain skill set
He had a halo of the highest gradе
He just hadn’t met me yеt”
Book: Reckless by Elsie Silver
Listen, my brain is completely gone by this point, this just gives me bad cowboy vibes, so what better choice than this one?
12. loml
“If you know it in one glimpse, it’s legendary
What we thought was for all time was momentary
Still alive, killing time at the cemetery
Never quite buried”
Book: In Memoriam by Alice Winn
Do you want to cry as you were doing while listening to this song? Don’t worry besties, I got you covered.
13. I Can Do It With a Broken Heart
“Cause I’m a real tough kid
I can handle my shit
They said, “Babe, you gotta fake it till you make it” and I did
Lights, camera, bitch, smile
Even when you wanna die”
Book: When in Rome by Sarah Adams
If you want popstar with a broken heart finding love in a small town romance, this is the one for you, I enjoyed it a lot.
14. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
“And I don’t even want you back, I just want to know
If rusting my sparkling summer was the goal
And I don’t miss what we had, but could someone give
A message to the smallest man who ever lived?”
Book: Acts of Desperation by Megan Dolan
Tortured poets and girls being ghosted all over again, I think this is a perfect fit for this track.
15. The Alchemy
“So when I touch down
Call the amateurs and cut ’em from the team
Ditch the clowns, get the crown
Baby, I’m the one to be
‘Cause the sign on your heart
Said it’s still reserved for me
Honestly, who are we to fight thе alchemy?”
Book: The Wall of Winnipeg and Me by Mariana Zapata
Me and Taylor both love some football romance for us. First of a long list of football songs we’ll have in the future guys, here we go.
16. Clara Bow
“You look like Stevie Nicks in ’75
The hair and lips
The crowd goes wild at her fingertips
Half moonshinе, a full eclipse”
Book: Daisy Jones and the Six by Taylor Jenkins Reid
Oh Daisy, you would have loved The Tortured Poets Department. And this song was written for you.
Also can we talk about “You look like Taylor Swift, in this light, we’re loving it?” Cause I might go crazy if we don’t.
17. The Black Dog
“I move through the world with a heart broken
My longing state unspoken
And I may never open up thе way I did for you
And all of those best laid plans
You said I needed a bravе man”
Book: Normal People by Sally Rooney
Do you know when you see your ex out living his best life and you start thinking about what you had? Exactly.
18. imgonnagetyouback
“Whether I’m gonna be your wife, or
Gonna smash up your bike, I haven’t decided yet
But I’m gonna get you back
Whether I’m gonna curse you out, or
Take you back to my house, I haven’t decidеd yet
But I’m gonna get you back”
Book: Every Summer After by Carley Fortune
She really said “I’m gonna give a song to all the second-chance romance girlies out there”. And girlies is gender neutral.
19. The Albatross
“And when that sky rains fire on you
And you’re persona non grata
I’ll tell you how I’ve been there too
And that none of it matters”
Book: Burial Rites by Hannah Kent
This book still haunts my mind even years after I read it, and this song will too, I think my favourite in the second part of this album.
20. Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus
“So if you want to break my cold, cold heart
Say you loved me
And if you want to tear my world apart
Say you’ll always wonder”
Book: Talking at Night by Claire Daverley
Ill-fated lovers? A story of a meant to be love that never seems to actually have a realization and it is not meant to be? I think this could be it (also this is our May book club read for the month and I am EXCITED).
21. How did it end?
“Come one come all
It’s happening again
The empathetic hunger descends
We’ll tell no-one
Except all of our friends
But I still don’t know
How did it end?”
Book: Why We Broke Up by Daniel Handler and Maira Kalman
The autopsy of a relationship that’s dying is the main theme of this book, and also of this song, so win-win.
22. So High School
“Are you gonna marry, kiss, or kill me (Kill me)
It’s just a game, but really (Really)
I’m bettin’ on all three for us two (All three)
Get my car door, isn’t that sweet? (That sweet)
Then pull me to the backsеat (Backseat)
No one’s evеr had me (Had me), not like you”
Book: Better Than the Movies by Lynn Painter
Classic high-school romance, I loved this book, it’s so sweet and fun, just like this song.
23. I Hate It Here
“Secret gardens in my mind
People need a key to get to
The only one is mine
I read about it in a book when I was a precocious child
No mid-sized city hopes and small-town fears”
Book: The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett
She literally says it in the song, so I guess this was the reference for this piece of work. I love when she combines music and books.
24. thanK you aIMee
“All that time you were throwin’ punches, I was buildin’ somethin’
And I couldn’t wait to show you it was real
Screamed “Fuck you, Aimee” to the night sky, as the blood was gushin’
But I can’t forget the way you made me heal”
Book: The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky
I was a bit struggling for this one, but I think both this song and this book have a strong theme of bullying, so I think this could be a good choice.
25. I Look in People’s Windows
“I look in people’s windows
In case you’re at their table
What if your eyes looked up and met mine
One more time”
Book: One Day in December by Josie Silver
This book follows someone who sees another person one time at a bus station, and then she believes to be in love, so I saw the resemblance.
26. Prophecy
“Hand on the throttle
Thought I caught lightning in a bottle
Oh, but it’s gone again
And it was written
I got cursed like Eve got bitten
Oh, was it punishment?”
Book: The Year of the Witching by Alexis Henderson
I can’t even begin to describe what this song did to me, I was a crying mess. I know this book talks about a woman who’s cursed, same as this song, and I just love female rage, what can I do?
27. Cassandra
“So, they killed Cassandra first ’cause she feared the worst
And tried to tell the town
So, they filled my cell with snakes, I regret to say
Do you believe me now?”
Book: Cassandra by Christa Wolf
Sometimes it’s just as simple as that, but I’m a Greek mythology girly, so I love all these references, and this song is so beautiful.
28. Peter
“And I didn’t wanna come down
I thought it was just goodbye for now
You said you were gonna grow up
Then you were gonna come find me”
Book: Wendy, Darling by A.C. Wise
Oh my, I love a good retelling, and this seems to focus on the character of Wendy so well, so I think this could be a wonderful fit for the song.
29. The Bolter
“All her fuckin’ lives
Flashed before her eyes
It feels like the time
She fell through the ice
Then came out alive”
Book: Little Women by Louisa May Alcott
Sometimes I think I’m funny, but bless you Amy March, you would have loved The Tortured Poets Department, the woman that you are.
30. Robin
“You got the dragonflies above your bed
You have a favorite spot on the swing set
You have no room in your dreams for regrets”
Book: The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
This is a sweet ballad about the innocence of childhood, so I could only pair it with my favourite childhood book of all times, this is so sweet.
31. The Manuscript
“The only thing that’s left is the manuscript
One last souvenir from my trip to your shores
Now and then I reread the manuscript
But the story isn’t mine anymore”
Book: Writers and Lovers by Lily King
A book about how writing gives the main character something to live for is what I thought could be best for this wonderful song that closes this very, very, very long album.
Okay guys, we have come to an end and I really hope that you liked this article cause I spent so much time on it, I’m not even kidding.
Please tell me if you liked The Tortured Poets Department, and which was your favourite song at first listen.
Thank you so much for reading, and I’ll talk to you soon,